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Get Your Duncan Nuggets™ for Your Noggin

duncannuggets — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:20:28 +0000

People have been asking me why I haven’t been blogging. The answer is…

I have. Check me out @

Duncan Nuggets™ for Your Noggin – Al Duncan

www.duncannuggets.com

The Millennial Mentor™ – Al Duncan’s new blog

duncannuggets — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:47:08 +0000

Come join me on my new blog – The Millennial Mentor™

Al Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

Duncan Nugget #11: The Enemy Within

duncannuggets — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:29:41 +0000

Most of the obstacles people face in life are self-imposed. So, be on the constant look out for the only person that can stop you–the enemy within.

And always remember…

"You are guaranteed to win once you defeat the enemy within because… It’s ALL Mental!"

Al Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership VI

duncannuggets — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:48:15 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there a cow came by and crap on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and h apply, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered d the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep crap, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

A Quick Lesson on Leadership V

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership V

duncannuggets — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:32:20 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," said the turkey, "but I haven’t got the energy."

"Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull s**t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

A Quick Lesson on Leadership IV

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership IV

duncannuggets — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:30:09 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A Quick Lesson on Leadership III

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership III

duncannuggets — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:18:48 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I’ll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! She’s gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He’s gone.

"OK, you’re up," the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

A Quick Lesson on Leadership II

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership II

duncannuggets — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:11:08 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the Story:

If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

A Quick Lesson on Leadership I

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

A Quick Lesson on Leadership I

duncannuggets — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:02:20 +0000

Someone emailed this to me. It’s funny and insightful. Enjoy!

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps up in the towel and goes upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the Story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker

Words of Wisdom 1: Goal-Getting

duncannuggets — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:16:20 +0000

Here’s something to help you out with your new year’s resolutions or any goal:

According to research, you are 80x’s more likely to achieve your goals if they are written down. Put it in writing.

Al "The Inspiration" Duncan

The Millennial Mentor™

Word-Class Motivational Speaker, College Speaker, and Youth Speaker